Trusted Spider Lineages
At Barking Spider Farms, we breed spiders the old-fashioned way, focusing on the qualities that matter: reliability, consistency, and hardiness. Our breeding philosophy is straightforward—no gimmicks, no trends, just proven methods developed over three generations.
Each of our barking spider varieties represents decades of careful selection for desirable traits. Unlike some newer operations that invent fanciful names and make exaggerated claims about "acoustic profiles" or "energy signatures," we let the quality of our spiders speak for itself.
Our Quality Standards
- Documented Lineages: Every spider can be traced through multiple generations
- Consistent Characteristics: Predictable behavior and appearance
- Robust Health: Disease-resistant strains built through careful breeding
- Straightforward Classifications: Clear, honest descriptions without marketing fluff
Our Spider Varieties
Each of our spider varieties has been developed through decades of careful breeding to exhibit specific characteristics. When you purchase from Barking Spider Farms, you know exactly what you're getting.
Classic Barker
$49.95
Our standard barking spider variety with the traditional characteristics that have made our farm famous. The Classic Barker is our most popular variety, known for its dependable temperament and consistent barking patterns.
Physical Characteristics
- Size: Medium (5-6cm)
- Color: Brown with lighter markings
- Lifespan: 4-5 years with proper care
- Growth Rate: Moderate
Temperament & Behavior
- Overall Temperament: Steady, reliable
- Activity Level: Moderate
- Bark Volume: Medium
- Bark Frequency: Regular, predictable intervals
Care Requirements
The Classic Barker is an ideal starter spider, requiring standard care without any special needs. Thrives in a basic terrarium setup with regular substrate, normal room temperatures, and standard feeding schedule.
Ideal For
- First-time spider owners
- Families with children
- Those seeking a reliable, low-maintenance pet
- Educational settings
Thunderous Barker
$79.95
Our premium variety known for its impressive volume and robust bark. The Thunderous Barker makes its presence known with authoritative barks that can be heard throughout a room. Popular for outdoor gatherings and social events.
Physical Characteristics
- Size: Large (7-8cm)
- Color: Dark brown with distinctive chest markings
- Lifespan: 5-6 years with proper care
- Growth Rate: Rapid
Temperament & Behavior
- Overall Temperament: Bold, confident
- Activity Level: High
- Bark Volume: Very loud
- Bark Frequency: Frequent, especially in social settings
Care Requirements
The Thunderous Barker requires a larger terrarium than standard varieties and benefits from additional climbing structures. More active feeding schedule recommended, with larger prey items. Temperature stability is important.
Ideal For
- Experienced spider owners
- Those who appreciate a bold spider with presence
- Outdoor gatherings and parties
- Environments where volume is not a concern
Silent Stalker
$64.95
For those who prefer a quieter companion, our Silent Stalker variety rarely barks, making it perfect for apartment living or noise-sensitive environments. This elegant spider focuses on movement rather than sound.
Physical Characteristics
- Size: Medium (5-6cm)
- Color: Light tan with subtle patterning
- Lifespan: 4-5 years with proper care
- Growth Rate: Moderate
Temperament & Behavior
- Overall Temperament: Reserved, observant
- Activity Level: Moderate, with bursts of activity
- Bark Volume: Very low to none
- Bark Frequency: Rare, typically only when startled
Care Requirements
The Silent Stalker thrives in standard terrarium setups with ample hiding places. This variety appreciates more environmental enrichment like complex climbing structures. Regular feeding schedule with smaller, more frequent meals recommended.
Ideal For
- Apartment dwellers
- Those who enjoy watching spider behavior
- Noise-sensitive environments
- Offices and professional settings
Rustic Rumbler
$59.95
Our heritage variety, the Rustic Rumbler has been in our breeding program since the beginning. Known for its deep, resonant bark with a distinctive rural quality, this spider embodies traditional values and dependability.
Physical Characteristics
- Size: Medium-Large (6-7cm)
- Color: Rustic reddish-brown with textured abdomen
- Lifespan: 5-7 years (our longest-lived variety)
- Growth Rate: Slow and steady
Temperament & Behavior
- Overall Temperament: Steady, unhurried
- Activity Level: Low to moderate
- Bark Volume: Medium-low, but distinctive
- Bark Frequency: Regular, especially at dusk
Care Requirements
The Rustic Rumbler is extremely hardy and adaptable to various conditions. Thrives in traditional setups with natural materials. One of our easiest varieties to care for, with impressive longevity when properly maintained.
Ideal For
- Those who appreciate heritage breeds
- Long-term spider owners looking for a companion
- Rural and suburban homes
- Those seeking a low-maintenance, long-lived pet
Junior Barker
$39.95
Our smallest variety, specially bred for children and beginners. The Junior Barker features a friendly temperament, modest size, and a cheerful, higher-pitched bark that delights young spider enthusiasts.
Physical Characteristics
- Size: Small (3-4cm)
- Color: Light brown with playful speckles
- Lifespan: 3-4 years with proper care
- Growth Rate: Slow, stays compact
Temperament & Behavior
- Overall Temperament: Friendly, approachable
- Activity Level: Moderate, playful
- Bark Volume: Soft to medium, higher pitch
- Bark Frequency: Responsive, often barks when approached
Care Requirements
The Junior Barker requires a smaller terrarium with simple setup. Perfect for teaching children responsible pet ownership. Needs regular but small feedings and basic maintenance. Includes our special beginner's care guide with purchase.
Ideal For
- Families with children
- First-time spider owners
- Those with limited space
- Educational purposes
Our No-Nonsense Breeding Approach
At Barking Spider Farms, we've maintained the same proven breeding methods for over four decades. We don't need fancy marketing language or trendy pseudoscience—just solid results built on experience.
"We don't give our spiders crystal energy fields or sound baths. We give them what they actually need: proper nutrition, appropriate habitat, and selective breeding for desirable traits." — Frank Miller, Owner
While some newer spider operations focus on inventing elaborate names and making wild claims about their practices, we focus on what matters: producing consistent, healthy spiders with predictable characteristics generation after generation.
Learn More About Our Breeding Program
What Our Customers Say
"I've owned several Classic Barkers over the years, and they're consistently the most reliable spiders I've ever had. No surprises, just good, steady companions with that distinctive bark we all know and love."
"My Thunderous Barker is the hit of every backyard barbecue. When he lets out one of his signature barks, everyone knows it's time to enjoy themselves. Worth every penny for the entertainment value alone."
"After trying one of those trendy 'artisanal' spiders from a newer farm (which had behavior problems and an inconsistent bark), I returned to Barking Spider Farms. My Silent Stalker is perfect for my apartment and has been a model pet."
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Every spider comes with our 30-day health guarantee and comprehensive care guide.
Our Quality Guarantee
If your spider doesn't meet our description or shows health issues within 30 days, we'll replace it free of charge. That's the confidence that comes with 45 years of experience.